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I'm drunk on panda mystery!

Wed Sep 2, 2009, 3:26 AM

Mood: Neutral

- Like the shark, the panda has millions of teeth which it uses as but a hacksaw to cut through bone, candy, and fences.

- Pandas feast on bums that sleep in the park.

- The Chinese believe that if you find a discarded panda tooth, you have the power to summon Godzilla.

- Pandas have ravenous teeth that glow in the dark.

- Pandas will rip off your head on a rampage of the dead.

The panda is indeed the most mysterious of all creatures, shrouded in the enigma of it's black and white coat. What kind of camoflauge is this; Black and white? Hiding in an Oreo factory? Could be. That's just another chapter in the endless saga of the panda!

Shut up, it's 4:30 in the morning. I'm chewing on a paintbrush.

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~Dustheap Sep 2, 2009, 11:06:29 AM

PANNNNNNNNDAAAAAAAA.
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~KanameChanOtaku Sep 2, 2009, 12:37:44 PM

O.O OHMAI
VIOLET PANDA
...What would happened if Leo met one of those ravaged pandas??? O.O

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~Legendary-Panda Sep 2, 2009, 3:22:16 PM

its true. i would know xD

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~Koinu-Yukina Sep 2, 2009, 3:29:35 PM

Well, it's not like it could kill him.. xD

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~Koinu-Yukina Sep 2, 2009, 3:29:43 PM

THE PANDA'S ARE COMING.

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~paperplanejane Sep 2, 2009, 3:37:42 PM

^{hurr hurr hur.}

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~KanameChanOtaku Sep 2, 2009, 3:45:00 PM

Yeah xD

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~angelistoftenshi Sep 2, 2009, 3:57:13 PM

OH MY GAWD!!
D:
AND THE PANDA IS LIKE MY 143rd FAVORITE ANIMAL!

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